Don’t ruin your Aunt’s nice cocktail table. Whip out a MOM coaster and let the cousins know you’re not F’ing around. Or better yet, bring your own the next time you visit Stragglers or your favorite pub for a pop.
It’s an F’ing drink coaster. Made of paper, sucks up water and spilled beer. Reminds me of someone I used to know. Every dollar of profit from coasters is donated to law enforcement charities, so buy lots of them.